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Dear Knee-Jerk Security Guard at A Bar Called Barry's,
I'm writing to inform you that you have inspired me to go out and get my own security license, so that I can then work and haunt YOUR clubs and venues, and act like a pig-f***r to YOU when you'd like admission to aforementioned red-necked, banjo twanging venues where you go to get drunk and f*** your relatives.
Honestly, telling my ID has expired so you have the right to refuse me entry when all I did was be compliant and follow orders, is utter crud.
Blow me
0/5
liz - 03/06/10
I love barry's :) xx staff are all great and helpful and the security is awesome! specially that hot irish one !XXXXXOOOXXXX LOVE YOU BARRYS!!!
4/5
James Reeve - 09/05/10
This place is just disgusting.
0/5
Rob - 27/01/10
Didn't really think much of it. Yes, I agree with a lot of other people, not many good lookers there. Most of the gay people tend to be up themselves (when they have nothing going for them). But then again, what gay club isn't like that?
0/5
Fiona - 25/10/09
JamieT, that statement would hold more weight if the owner was actually a male.
0/5
JamieT - 24/10/09
I swear the owner tried to grope me as he passed by. Absolute sleaze bag and rude as can be. Staff up themselves.
0/5
Stanley - 08/10/09
I couldn't find Barry anywhere?
1/5
Happy gurl! - 26/04/09
this place seems to get worse and worse. " Won't you take me to a ferral town"
0/5
AaC - 20/04/09
Hi I love going to Barry's it's fantastic but after reading the review from oOM bOP maybe I won't be going there anymore, especially if the manager had something to do with that abuse !! geez it's hard enough to have a nice night out with some of the idiots you bump into.
4/5
oOM bOP - 20/04/09
My Night at Barry's
Over all I loved the place, I haven't been there in a long time but was quickly reminded of how much I love it! I'm a bogan at heart and love cheesy music so yea it's the place for me. (GO HANSON LOL)I was considering going back there more often, until I needed to make a phone call I was looking for a quiet spot to make my call and found myself in the Barreoke bar. I didn't realise it was closed for the evening as there were a handful of people there.
I was greeted with a loud F**K OFFFFFFFFF by those lovely people. I explained I was trying to find a quiet spot to make a call and again they all screamed at me F**K OFFFFFFFFF. So I headed straight for the stairs to leave and was met at the top of the stairs by one of the men who continued to hearl abuse at me. I stated I was leaving and obviously was as I had headed for the stairs. Obviously I was not fast enough for his liking. He put his hand on my back and pushed on my back continuing to yell at me. For those who know Barry's that stair case is a lonnnnnnng way down. I was so terrified he was going to push me down the stairs I latched in to the banister with all my strength and continued to repeat myself over and over " I'm going, just take your hand of my back" (To afraid to let go thinking I was about to go head over down 2 flights of stairs.) Which he replied " I will do what ever the f**k I like!
Yes I obviously entered an area I was clearly not supposed to be but tried to leave as soon as I was told to. Was this treatment really necessary? I would hate to see how they treat people who are actually defying them. I wonder, did I walk in on them doing something illegal?
After the 8th time of asking him to take his hand off me I was able to leave, copping abuse the whole way down. I then went to find the manager to inform them of how inappropriately I was treated by his staff to find out that the owner was one of the people yelling abuse at me.
Thanks for the great service guys! And to the man who was pushing on my back way to go mate you intimidated a 5"1 female, feel good?
0/5
rock* - 21/02/09
Anyone know whats happening with Friday nights?
0/5
sarah - 16/07/08
i loved barrys, the vibe was awesome with so many friendly fun people!!! i briefly met this gorgeous blonde girl whos name was also sarah and i regret not hanging out with her more or getting her number because she was gorgeoussss!!! sarah where are you? if you remember me,i was tall, blonde like you! we danced for a little this was on the 19th of june hehe CALL ME. XOXOXOX email is sarah_kay2007@hottie. anywayyy barrys rocks xxx
4/5
Anon - 09/06/08
barry's was awesome, but it's going downhill really badly.
0/5
JAZZMAN - 11/02/08
WORST PUB/CLUB/COMPLETE SHITHOLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. I WAS CONNED INTO GOING ONCE AND HATED IT AND THEN GAVE IT A SECOND SHOT AND HATED IT EVEN MORE. I WOULD NEVER SET FOOT IN BARRY'S AGAIN. MUSIC IS SHOCKING, PEOPLE ARE DICKHEADS, EVERYTHING IN GENERAL IS JUST TERRIBLE. IF YOU EVEN THINK OF GOING HERE, THINK AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS A COMPLETE HELLHOLE WORTHY OF ONLY THE BIGGEST OF BOGANS AND THE UGLIEST OF PEOPLE.
0/5
ramy - 11/02/08
I love barry! everyone who hates it can all fuck off! you're all fucking stoogs!!
jesse is the dreamiest busboy around! tobys good too.
5/5
Giovanni - 07/01/08
I have been going to bar called Barry's for many years and put simply, it is a fantastic night out to have a drink and enjoy the good music. All you people that dont like it are just try hard wannabes, sorry that Barry's has a more down to earth feel! The chicks are damn hot, and the guys who try and pick them up are not boring try hard morons in their 30's like at the other trance clubs. Just a great atmosphere and good people. I would never want it to change and I love its retro feel, I feel nostalgic every time I go there. The only criticism is that yes, the drinks are a little weak, but what do you expect? they are a coulpe of dollars cheaper! :-)
5/5
lyndsey - 30/12/07
fantastic..only prob the queues :( but thats what u get when its such a great place wooooot!
5/5
masterblaster - 26/12/07
barrys is like the worlds worst blue light disco, and not in some cool way either
0/5
barry - 08/12/07
www.abarcalledbarry.com.au
4/5
jane - 31/10/07
barry's is fucken awesome nite out, good music, good ppl, all u ppl that hated it obviously dont kno a good nite out, i will definatly be visiting this place again!
5/5
Phill - 03/07/07
I aint there everyweek for no good reason! Rockingest bar in melb!
5/5
shin3y - 03/07/07
barry's is one of the best places in melb where you can go catch up with friends party till the early hours of the morning on the dance floor or meet new different and interesting people every week. i went there on a thurs and thought great another gay club. i was wrong barry's has an environment unlike anywhere else in melb. i will miss q&a but definatly giving iq a chance. the staff and security are amazing.
4/5
4real - 19/06/07
simply......THE WORST BAR IN MELBOURNE!
0/5
pleasedontclose - 02/06/07
thursday nights. best gay club in melbourne. hands down. ive been to them all, left right and centre. nothing beats a bar called barrys on a thursday.
those women...pwhoarrrrrrrrrrrrr.
x
4/5
carly - 27/05/07
Barry isn't a palace, but it also isn't pretentious and stuck up. The people just want to have a dance, drink and catch up with friends. The cover is hardly anything and the drinks aren't expensive - i always enjoy my nights at barry heaps!
5/5
batman - 25/05/07
rubbish.. don't bother
0/5
Webslave - 02/05/07
I don't work for or know the promoter, so don't bug me by saying I'm biased toward or against the place. I turned up, looked around, and left early. The bouncers at the door were a little odd, but seemed harmless. Arriving inside I found the big back room open - it turns out I'd stumbled upon 80's night or something. The sounded system sounded positively awful - somebody needs to spend some money on that real soon. Also, the lighting in the place was pretty weak for a nightclub. DJ lights aren't that expensive, so some money is needed there too. The bar looked like a bit of a shack built inside, however it was probably built by the inept. It looked like at any moment that the place would fall down, plus it looked like it had never been cleaned in its life. Of course, my trip into the bathroom redefined that one for me. There was urine on the floors, graffiti on the walls, and no TP anywhere. The people there weren't really pickup material, so if that's what you're after - you're better off elsewhere. Overall, I'd give the place a miss.
1/5
Dr Bar - 21/03/07
I really wish the owners and staff would stop posting crap about Barry and tell people the truth.
This place is just down right awful.
Perhaps the worst outer suburban crowd in Melbourne come to party here.
The music is simply terrible.
The bar itself looks like it has never been cleaned.
This place really needs to close, or be shut down.
0/5
kurt - 09/03/07
the best place for a fun night out in melbourne, no heroes there just people who want to have fun and dance. the 80's music on fridays is sensational and always creates a great party atmosphere. finally a place that doesnt just play the same r&b crap over and over!
0/5
michael - 09/03/07
best in melbourne
5/5
Lucy - 04/02/07
I am so glad that I gave Barrys a go! Always have a great night when I go. Nice to find somewhere that doesn't just play house music all night but mixes it up and throws in some rnb pop and retro as well!
5/5
hamo - 19/11/06
i am from perth...a bar called barrys was the best place i have ever been too!!! i almost creamed when i paid to get in...ohh ahhh lovely looking eye candy aswell...i hooked up with sharleen,..she was ace!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo love u guys please come visit me at 12 noth rd summerneth subiaco....
5/5
sally - 06/11/06
Terrible.. Can't really find anything I did like about this place. Don't bother.
0/5
Kenny - 30/10/06
at least after this weekend i now know where my crap ends up when i flush my toilet
0/5
Katie - 27/10/06
A good place to start a night out I think - Not alot of eye candy but still a few hot guys around!
4/5
DJ Mike! - 26/10/06
Barry's is great, but if you are in for a night out, check out Points! Best club going around ;)
5/5
Bazza - 24/10/06
hey claire, you and ya mates must like listening to crap then, cause i went on the weekend, and i reckon it was the woorst music i have ever heard !!! the dj's was bloody awful
0/5
Claire - 23/10/06
no, i don't work for the promoter! Still finishing off uni. I just love being able to listen to all the music my friends and I can't get enough of every saturday nite. Its all about fun...you obviously take nightclubs a bit more seriously than nost Mr Review!!!
5/5
Mr Review - 13/10/06
Gee, I wonder if Claire works for the promoter / djs ?!?!?
Lets face it, they can do a sat night at another club, but as the saying goes, same shit, different smell.
0/5
Claire - 06/10/06
ok so it's not the best room, but the music is so fun and diverse and everyone has a blast at Barrys! A friend told me the promoters/DJs are doing another sat at Motel in sth melb so at least those of us who like venues that get cleaned better can go there instead!!! Does anyone know when motel starts exactly tho?
4/5
Chump - 03/10/06
An absolute crap joint...been there a few times....place should be closed down...
0/5
DaTruth - 23/09/06
THIS PLACE IS BEYOND CRAP!
0/5
shags - 22/09/06
barrys would have to be the biggest shithole of all time. I've never been around so many ugly juiced up tarts in my life. Ugly blokes , terible music and the kebab bloke across the round is a friggin nut.
P.S Best night ever
0/5
cluck - 18/09/06
i love dis place....... its fully of unsexy boys!
4/5
ArtZ - 09/09/06
HA! anyone wanna put money on Tina working for barry's ?????
0/5
Tina - 04/09/06
awesome music!
cant go wrong!
best night eva
5/5
ArtZ - 15/08/06
2 words for you..... BOGAN HELL !!!!
0/5
Kat - 31/07/06
Great atmosphere, space to dance, lots of room but does get crowded.
4/5
Anon - 15/07/06
Pelly, you sexy beast.. the only reason why i go there is for you xox
0/5
No. 92 - 14/07/06
Greetings and Salutations to all,
Kudos to the staff member [I know who you are :)] for describing the establishment perfectly. However, the well-worn addage of "If it aint broke, dont fix it" is rather humourous to myself as the changes to decor, music and such would be waste of time and resources as we will show face to the same people time and again anyway.
Farewell
P.s watch out for Spyro and Ratboy. :)
0/5
your friendly staff member - 09/07/06
Bar called barry is a meat market, but we could all use a bit of iron in our diet.... The DJ just pushes play on the next cheezy track and the crowd go's spastic, they dance sing shout and revert to a primal state..... IF your into big hair and polo shirts your going to LOVE Barry, if your not avoid it like the plague.....
2/5
Erinna - 21/06/06
God, I love Barrys. Q and A is awesome, and fridays are great as well.
It's inclusive, fun, and great value.
Also the music fuckin rocks. And even my more shy friends had a good time, up on the balcony. So yeah, good for everyone.
5/5
Bianca - 21/06/06
This would have to be one of the owrst places I have ever been to! Get a new f***ing DJ for god sake....I couldnt even describe how bad the music was!!!
0/5
Pelly - 19/06/06
Mel, I know you love it ;)
- Pelly, the Master of Barry when he is Parry!
5/5
anonymous - 12/06/06
I actually have nothing against Jack! He looks after us every time we go there so I feel safe around the bouncers at Barry's plus Jack knows what's going on and who to avoid...and so far all his "predictions" about certain people have come true...I think Barry's has a very safe environment and an awesome atmosphere! A must visit.
4/5
Tracey - 27/05/06
My friend Amanda and I try and go to Barry's as often as possible. Even if we have to go out somewhere else fisrt, we always end our night there. The people that work there are fantastic people. I can't say a bad word about it.
5/5
Jacks girlfriend - 25/05/06
laura, as if they are going to get rid of a guy whos worked there forever just for you, if u dont like it go somewhere else.
5/5
Michelle - 17/05/06
oops...forgot to say that the reason u can't find the site is because there is no 's', it's just www.abarcalledbarry.com.au!
0/5
Michelle - 17/05/06
Hi Laura:) all the photos are ready to be posted at www.abarcalledbarry.com.au very very soon - sorry for the delay!!! any more probs just send us an email from the website ok!
0/5
Kirrilee - 11/05/06
I have been going to this most weekends for the past few years and it is rocking every week. The people are friendly and the music is fantastic. Although the night is made even better with Brian the guy who looks after the front door. He is the best place about Barry's!
5/5
laura - 09/05/06
also a guy was talking pics on saturday night and said they would be on abarcalledbarrys.com.au website, cant find them anywhere can you guys let me know if you have come across a site?!
3/5
laura - 09/05/06
i have been to barrys the past 2 weeks, every1 is cool EXCEPT for the guy at the door, named Jack who was prowling around all night cheacking up on me and my mates as well as many other people throughout the night! So GET RID OF JACK!!! My friends and I have had this every saturday night and our view of barrys is no longer good thanks to one guy!!! apart from that Barry's is a good night out music gets a little boring but doesnt everywhere?!!
3/5
Richo - 08/03/06
Everynoe is off there head in this joint!!!! I walked in on a sat night to see a guy and a girl pashing, lying on the floor just as you walk in... Every1 seemed to be on E, just a weird place to be
1/5
Mix master - 02/12/05
What Pelly said
5/5
Pelly - 01/12/05
Well if you want a awsome friday night out, Barry's is the place to go. Aside from the odd moment when the DJ forgets he is at Barry's and plays new shit.. every 80's and odd 90's classic that is belted out gets a rip roaring response from the crowd with plenty of singing and something resembling dancing form everyone. I wouldn't have it any other way. See you there friday ladies and don't forget to ask for Pelly!!!
5/5
Lucille - 29/11/05
They played summer of 69 and EVERYONE was singing to it. Need I say more.
1/5
Michelle - 25/10/05
I luv this place!! I have never had a bad time At Barry's! Awesome music, awesome atmosphere! There's not many places that can make you not want to leave the dance floor to go the loo because you know you'll miss a great song or two!!
5/5
duncan - 22/10/05
Great night out, good Dj, Heaps of friendly people and great atmosphere.
5/5
michelle - 22/10/05
its a bit of a sausage fest after 3 but its a good night out it you wanna chill n dance to some old school music!
2/5
14/10/05
4/5
S Dogg - 15/08/05
Well Billy and the Brumby
Gotta agree with you. I've never been served such weak drinks. Spent $70 and didnt get as pissed as I would have expected. Lotsa man on man too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
1/5
Wild Brumby - 14/08/05
I believe Billy D is referring to the bullshit "80's night" on saturday nights. The Barry's vibe envokes the emotive stirrings of a camel's urethra. A shit night out on a weekend. Billy D sounds like he's back in the saddle! Love your reviews, keep em coming!
0/5
Billy D - 14/08/05
barrys has tits, shit 80's music like 'jessies girl', locomotion, madonna and bon jovi, its fucken too loud to talk, so smoky you can barely see if you go upstairs, and sticky shit daisy's like floors
i just want people who havent been there to have at least an idea if they want to go gay or not
0/5
James - 22/07/05
Wanna have a good night with the boys, Barrys is a good venue. Easy to talk but also great for a dance. If your on the prowl for ladies dont bother though as the talent aint there. Recomend though for a light good night
4/5
Laura - 11/07/05
On a Sat nite, a very fun (and daggy) night out - a place where all are welcome. Unlike the trendier clubs out there - read Boutique, Saratoga, Billboard et.al - Barrys doesn't attract many beautiful people, but that's its appeal. Great friendly crowd and a pumping DJ!
4/5
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